Treeism Bible

THE TREEISM BIBLE

THE 6 AMENDMENTS

1. Thy must worship the great tree always.

2. Thy shall receive signs from above. When thy sign is released, thou shalt thank the great tree.

3. The gift shalt be carried with thy at all times.

4. Thy must beg forgiveness on all thy’s crimes.

5. If thy commits sacrilege, thou shalt be punished.

6. Every tree is the great tree’s messenger.

WORSHIP TIMES

1:00 to 1:20

6:00-6:20

RULES

Thoust shall bring love upon thee if thou hast worshipped great tree.

Thou shalt be respected if thy survives the belching of infected lungs.

All Treeism followers must like cheese.

Thoust pinecone in the wind, say “Drop in proper place. DROP!”

Following of these rules shall bring peace to thee.